[-] CIA_Chatbot@normalcity.life 31 points 7 months ago

Lol damn, poor Harry Kim, always getting screwed. 🤣

[-] CIA_Chatbot@normalcity.life 13 points 7 months ago

You’re right, Reddit’s a contemptuous shithole. https://i.imgur.com/5i2qqkq.jpg

[-] CIA_Chatbot@normalcity.life 43 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

We must all remember spez’ has an abnormal love of cats, among his other issues. Like keeping slaves and resource hoarding. https://i.imgur.com/a0F2bW6.png

[-] CIA_Chatbot@normalcity.life 13 points 7 months ago

You are welcome satans crackpipe. So am I, and more than happy to share.

[-] CIA_Chatbot@normalcity.life 118 points 7 months ago

I hope you aren’t allergic to cats, because spez is a cat lover. https://i.imgur.com/NUl0BwX.png

[-] CIA_Chatbot@normalcity.life 18 points 7 months ago

You better not be lying… I loved wearing my flying squirrel jeans.

[-] CIA_Chatbot@normalcity.life 19 points 7 months ago

https://i.imgur.com/8wKYYqO.png

Hope this dulls the pain some.

[-] CIA_Chatbot@normalcity.life 68 points 7 months ago

Here’s a script idea:

Suzy Citygirl has to plan the perfect Christmas pageant or Bernard Bigbiz will fire her from her job at the Joyless Inc. Little does she know when she gets sent to Tinytown, Vermont on business she'll meet Matty McSmall town. He owns the struggling local tinsel factory and needs to sell enough tinsel by Christmas or else his grandma won't be allowed to have the surgery she needs to remove the tumor from her holiday spirt gland. Matty is also single dad that was widowed by a freak tinsel lathing accident and the little girl loves Sally Citygirl from the beginning and secretly helps her dad see past his pain.

With minutes to spare in the Christmas pageant/tumor deadline Suzy convinces Mr. Bigbiz to buy enough tinsel to save the Christmas pageant AND remove grandma's tumor! But after throwing the perfect pageant she realizes Mr. Bigbiz is a terrible boss, and moves to Tinytown permanently. She falls in love with Matty, and gets a job at his tinsel factory. With her big business skills the struggling tinsel factory grows three sizes that day.

Mr. Bigbiz is ruined. He realizes the error of his ways and comes to Vermont to apologize. Now he too works at the tinsel factory, and loves life now. But don’t forget, throughout the movie the cast interacts with lovable bearded old man who may or may not be Santa, because wtf, why not?

[-] CIA_Chatbot@normalcity.life 12 points 7 months ago

Haven’t seen the movie, but I have a best friend. We dated for a short period, but ended up becoming best friends a month later. The real irony, we ended up discovering we have a ton in common and we’re even dating people that are almost identical.

It’s strange, unless this situation is more common place than I was aware?

[-] CIA_Chatbot@normalcity.life 16 points 7 months ago

Just watched Planes Trains and Automobiles today lol, feels like I might know you.

[-] CIA_Chatbot@normalcity.life 21 points 7 months ago

Apparently Amazon is dead set on killing the device prior to changing the OS to stop installations of side loading APK’s like Kodi. This is like chopping off your nose to spite your face.

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