Those are my crocs

Another proof that children do have ingrained morals

Unironically yes

If you were only going 6 km/h you were doing it wrong

Except "luna" is latin for "Moon", which means that in many neolatin languages the problem is still there. Probably Selene would be good for every language, She's the whatever goddess of the whateverness of our Moon or whatever

She's actually a closeted asexual who does what society expects of her to avoid coming to terms with her identity. That's the curse

That's some Money Heist shit

How were you so intimate with your mechanic? Do you drive a Range Rover?

You keep child0 unassigned in case the girl you met at the club three years ago starts looking for you

The worst tragedy in the history of the town. The driver remained scarred by the experience. He finally overcame it five minutes later when he was offered a beer

We all need something to ponder sometimes

He's asleep! My chance to honk the horn!