DrChaotica

joined 2 years ago
[–] DrChaotica@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago

Physics does not work that way, you insolent fool!

Regardless of Klingon muscles, the fact that the blade sticks out sideways from the handle creates a lever arm that tends to make it droop due to gravity whenever it's held horizontally. Even if Klingon hands are different, they're not that different that it's somehow advantageous to keep torquing upwards so the blade points at the opponent instead of the floor.

[–] DrChaotica@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Side note: if you can do that and retain your memories, by their rules haven’t they invented an immortality machine?

Toss it on the pile with the Khan blood and the rest of the immortality methods we see once and then never hear of again.

[–] DrChaotica@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Bojack Horseman (Daria = Diane)?

[–] DrChaotica@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

for a 50+ year old TV show.

Fun fact: copyright in the US originally had a term of 14 years, renewable once for an additional 14. Under the standard the Framers intended, TOS ought to be in the Public Domain by now anyway.

[–] DrChaotica@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

If this were !doctorwho@lemmy.world I would've written that instead myself, LOL.

[–] DrChaotica@startrek.website 20 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Obviously, Ms. Frizzle is a Q.

[–] DrChaotica@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For non-TNG, I really like Bride of Chaotica from Voyager, which has a similar vibe.

The Ferengi-centric episodes of DS9 are funny, if you're into that sort of thing.

[–] DrChaotica@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Overrated! 😡

[–] DrChaotica@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Doesn't count unless you're actively commissioned/enlisted in Starfleet, though.

[–] DrChaotica@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

Either the dude who played T’kuvma had no time to practice Klingon or he had a truly terrible false teeth set that made it impossible for him to speak Klingon.

Hey now, don't be ableist against Klingons with speech impediments! \s

[–] DrChaotica@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

Honestly, I think a bunch of people (myself included to a degree) got so upset over the Klingons in disco that they’ve collectively decided anything after that is shit.

My nutrek hate is way more about JJ's galaxy-wide plot holes than it is Disco Klingons.

[–] DrChaotica@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

This post has a distinct lack of whales, nuclear wessels, and people trying to talk into computer mice.

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