DynoNoob

joined 2 months ago
[–] DynoNoob@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Yes. If there's one thing that all corporations want, it's to MAKE LESS MONEY.

That's why they want to reduce competition. It's so people can give them less money.

Now, some people might suggest that this sort of selfless generosity might go against their fiduciary obligation to increade stockholder value. But those people would be wrong because of course they're only doing this to eliminate competition and gouge customers, you bunch of gullible idiots.

[–] DynoNoob@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Then it wasn't very final, was it?

[–] DynoNoob@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

$5.29 near me. And you can get 25% off if you use the app.

[–] DynoNoob@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, that is generally true. But Elon has shown time and time again that he is an inherently malicious individual.

Is it implausible that a jackass like Elon would spend a small fraction of his wealth to destroy a company that hurt his wittle feelwings?

[–] DynoNoob@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

I'm beginning to think that destroying it was the whole point.

Tesla, too.

[–] DynoNoob@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Oh good, i'm glad that I'm not the only one that instantly thought of this comic somehow involving his desire for an elephant cock.

[–] DynoNoob@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

People who laugh are inherently evil.

We need leaders who never laugh. Ever. Some may say that an inability to laugh may be an indicator of some sort of deep psychopathology. But that's just fake news, or something.

[–] DynoNoob@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Back us off, ensign. Nice and slow.

[–] DynoNoob@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

What a tragedeigh!

[–] DynoNoob@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

This meme is almost old enough to vote.

[–] DynoNoob@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good thing we have the Logan Act to protect us from this sort of treasonous villainy.

[–] DynoNoob@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah, kinda, i guess.

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