FauxPseudo

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[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

I had this happen to me once when I was trapped in a whale. Sat down to play hand of poker. Next thing you know 40 years had passed by.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Downvoting AI garbage

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Student brought Madonna's Sex book to school. Made it on one of the evening tabloid shows. Tossed small rodents into the open windows of passing cars. Sodomized baseball players with broom handle. Checked girls underwear on the way into prom to make sure they weren't wearing thongs. Blink 182

Only two of those are on Wikipedia.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Take a bunch of sheltered early 20th century peasants and tell them they are the best soldiers in the world. Send them off to war with instructions to kill one of two groups of people that look the same, sound the same, dress the same and carry the same weapons. They were never meant to survive.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

We will not be rewatching that. I couldn't make heads or tails if it when it was on the first time and I'm definitely not trying to revisit it. But it is that bad.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

We are working our way through it now. The first season is absolute trash that is so dull and slow that it's almost impossible to watch. After that things pick up and start getting good. I'm told that you can skip the first season and come back and watch it later with an understanding of everything it's setting up. But I decided to watch the first season in proper order.

After we finished this it's on to Farscape.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Dan is the guy that knows stuff. Jordan is the loud sidekick comic relief.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Alexa, set an eye exam appointment for Worx.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

Nuclear power is just steampunk with magic rocks.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I need to know that Dan and Jordan will get access to the desk.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I keep refreshing my pod feed waiting for the next episode.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I am waiting for the next episode to drop. Biggest episode ever.

 
 

What is the most masculine movie ever? What is the most feminine movie ever? What is the most femboy movie ever? What is the most malgirl movie ever?

 

My county just had a crazy night.

There was a big amendment to restrict zoning for chickens, ducks, rabbits, etc regarding quantity, coop size, distance from residence, roosters vs hens etc. People were big mad because it was going to dramatically regulate things. This wasn't going to impact us because of our Rural Neighborhood (RN) zoning. We were still going to have trouble because under current rules we were limited to 5 small non cat or dog animals. We are way past that limit and knew this could one day cause a problem.

Well something magical happened. They didn't just not pass the amendment. They repealed all existing ordinances regarding small farm animals. My county government completely wiped out an entire section of the ODU. No more restrictions. None. We are now completely legal. Which, I assume, means that if they do adopt new rules in the future we will be grandfathered in under the nonexistent rules that now exist.

My county got rid of rules. My land now has more freedom than it did when I moved in. This is something that hardly ever happens in America. Today was a great day.

Maybe Lancaster county SC will inspire others across the country.

 

This run was nothing special. Nothing bad happened. Nothing good happened earlier than expected. It was just an easy run.

I don't really play to maximize wins. I just do it to fill time.

 

Changing "Every" to "Only" on who can vote.

 
 
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