Fuckfuckmyfuckingass

I've always heard it as, "What do you call sex while camping? Fucking in tents."

Similar to another favorite of mine:

"This coffee is like sex in a canoe, fucking close to water."

Right now baby. No need to count.

There's plenty of poor boomers. They're mostly dead on account of being poor, we're just left with the rich ones.

A perfect example of a shower thought. Thanks for thinking it.

On a semi related note: what the hell is the deal with people that walk around in public on speaker phone, with the phone held 2 inches from their head? What's the point? I just saw someone doing it the other day and having a pretty awkward conversation that I would want other people to listen to.

Well, he's the Mayor of New York indicted on corruption charges. I'd surmise that's objectively news worthy.

He should get one free kill.

To paraphrase a famous Trump quote, "Iran, if you're listening...."

Well they're gonna be voting in it, so why not?

So we going or what?

Very nice. Is that a quote from something, or you come up with it yerself? (Yes I Googled it, but that doesn't turn up shit these days.)

It's fighter jets all the way down.

ACAB