Futterbinger

Democrats are acting way too confident, It's gonna be 2016 all over again.

Keeps the armor from rusting.

The center of balance seems too far forward. I think a more upright posture and larger hind legs would be an improvement.

No dude, steal cars like an adult.

Given how shit cops are at aiming there's a good chance it's is an accidental woopsie. The fatal kind of accidental woopsie.

Knowing Wells Fargo her manager is probably complaining she didn't have the decency to crawl into the dumpster out back before croaking. I bet they'll bill her estate for the cleanup.

18th Century Cooking by Townsends Delicious looking and occasionally strange recipes from the 1700s colonial America.

Food Wishes Delicious looking modern food made by a chef with a very odd speaking cadence.

Combat liberalism is when the lowest bidder gets a few trillion dollars to build fighter jets that can't fly.

The father lost the ability to nut in a tragic skiing accident. Now he pokes some beans into his pee hole in order to skeet the beans all over his wife's tiddies at the moment of climax. But why beans, you ask? Easier cleanup.

Mitsubishi Eclipse Convertible

Chinas gonna launch a moom mission just to do a kickflip over the apollo 11 flag on a moon skateboard.