How the fuck is this a problem?

Autistic nerds when they're parasocial friends don't use the n word enough:

Now you're thinking like a south-eastener and I like it

Especially the part where it locks up afterwards and you're like what the fuck I gotta hit this with a hammer asap

Making 'shitty' cheeses (i.e. replicating Mexican restaurant cheese dip/ rotel creations) is a kind of fun trial and error process depending how you look at it. But your first attempt is definitely a learning experience. Adding more/less powdered milk etc and jerry rigging mixtures is a vibe thing

A receipt, I will concede. But a bar napkin? No chance

Just cause you low-key need weiners in there doesn't mean that's not perfectly fine disney-esque goon material

I really don't know how this is supposed to catch on, to be honest.

You know what they say about assuming, right?

I reject your assertion that I have a responsibility to make every statement of mine comprehensive and chalk full of context, or some political alignment chart. Ridiculous

Trying to +1 you but the comment won't load right when I click

Yeah, shit you're right

Makes sense to me (in a world where we're doing the death penalty. I'm against it, it's just a 'if you're gonna do it, what the hell are y'all doing it that way for').

Someone rocked my world by pointing out they can't get doctors involved because of their oaths, which I guess makes sense. But its also still another unbelievably absurd element of this

"Every time anyone says that Israel is our only friend in the Middle East, I can't help but think that before Israel, we had no enemies in the Middle East." -- John Sheehan, S.J.

It's an oversimplification but essentially true. The pissed off middle east we've known our whole lives is kind of because of this bullshit

I mean, that's fair and I'm fine with their right to do whatever they want in their club

It's bullshit that I'm 'part of the problem' when I want nothing to do with them

But think of the curtains industry! We must protect it

-Some congressional committee, circa 2029