Emailing the funniest ones to each other?

When having a bacon and egg breakfast the hen participants the pig is committed.

Have they never watched Star Trek, subspace relays people.

A massage therapist tends not to provide the "extras" that you can get from a strip mall masseuse.

So asking it for the complete square root of pi is probably off the table?

Consider the lake isn't supposed be there in the first place...

Lake is a stretch, Salton Sea for anyone that was curious.

That sir is a Gremlin, I watched a documentary on them in the '80s

100 applications, 80 auto replies, 50 actual responses, 30 immediate rejections, 27 we are no longer hiring, 12 void of silence, 5 invites to fill out another battery of questions, 2 actual interviews one of which canceled while you're in traffic.

Where my wife works they don't fund the maintenance department, instead they put a maintenance expense in everyone else's budget and make facilities bill them like they are an outside contractor. Stupidest business model.

Can they promise it will only eat that? Also what's the byproduct.

Milk with a higher cream content than even full fat American whole milk. There was a gelato place near me that had an Italian trained master he imported his milk. I was very sad when he retired.