Harpa

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Palestine-Israel Crisis Megathread in c/worldnews@lemmy.ml
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Boris Johnson vows to protect newts threatening plans for pool at his country manor (www.independent.co.uk)
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Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are humans dressed in costumes (www.theguardian.com)
Twitter’s rebrand to X may actually be happening soon in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] Harpa@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Trying to cover up his past failure with x.com I see.

I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] Harpa@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don't even want to know the answer because it'll be less entertaining than lemmy's collective imagination.

As for the question: I think your biggest problem is going to be inducing a proper clearout shortly before you go on your trip. Maybe laxatives?

Edit: I just realized, is the reason you don't want to go despite having toiles available stuff like hemorrhoids or an anal fissure? Because if so, there are creams for that my friend.

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Sometimes you gotta get creative (lemmy.world)
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