JesusSon

joined 6 months ago
[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 1 points 5 minutes ago

There's still a lot of wine and lonely girls In this best of all possible worlds

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago (3 children)

St. Petersburg would be a good place to put Finland's new NATO base.

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Idk if the commissary can keep that much baby oil on site.

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago

Fuck the polls, just fucking vote.

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

If Dolly asked me to gun up, I'd throw lead and represent Wu to the fullest.

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I must have slept through it.

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At this point, Ukraine should be given reasonable ROE and let off the leash. Let them operate worldwide to disrupt Russian war material and operations.

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That's Moscow Bitch McConnell to you buddy

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Man, my conspiracy theorist old-head friends are going nuts on this one.

Half of them say Donny set it up so he can play strongman golfing despite the danger

The other half say the Barack Biden crime family set it up through Killary because the ABC Whistle-blower affidavit was so damming.

I am just sitting here wishing I still drank so I could take the neck and shoulders off a handle of Wild Turkey and sleep until the first day of early voting.

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 170 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (29 children)

I think she woke up and realized a government shutdown right before an election caused by ineffectual republican leadership might hurt them in the down-ballot. Or we woke up Sunday on the next timeline because the earth exploded, and everyone died Saturday night. It's been a crazy week and it's only Tuesday.

Edit: looks like a shutdown before the election due to ineffectual republican leadership is back on the menu boys.

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

An anonymous "whistle-blower" released an affidavit on X. Here is a link to a "news" article about it.

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