I just had a 503 error for the first time! I never thought I could get so excited about getting such a thing. Usually, I would be angry, but I'm not because this means people do flow in.
This made me remember the old days of the Internet. Ah, to feel young again...
"The giants' blood, a sacred elixir of untold vitality, transforms barren soil into a tapestry of enchanted life."
@Banana Harambe...