Mr President, a second dang cheeto has hit the white house

Dammit i too would've had a spotless record if i hadn't shamefully fallen for obama's bullshit in 2008

At least i didn't repeat the mistake in 2012 i guess

Man is dropping hard R "superpredators" in the chat smh

Yeah the only thing that really impressed me about my ps5 was the load times truly are impressive for someone who never had a gaming pc with an ssd before

Well, that and Horizon: FW did look real pretty

I wonder if they put the lanyard around their neck as soon as they get lifted out of the vat, or do they have to earn it like a black belt or something

Wait til we get an animal appointed as senator

It has to be something even dumber than a horse tho

The astroturfers had to get their talking points lined up, i am surprised they didn't have this shit locked & loaded beforehand tho

Like, how did they not know in advance that it was gonna be a shitshow the man has pudding for brains

Anyone who's ever tried to tell an elderly relative that they shouldn't drive anymore knows that feeling all too well

Meanwhile the bloodless freaks on in the politics sub are unswayed ofc, still full speed on the biden train

Also reddit apparently turned comments off temporarily. They're saying it's a glitch but i know better

Thangam Debbonaire

That's not a real name shut up these are fictional people

"Vessel was hit by unknown projectiles, maybe a rock or a bird idk."

"Just a few scorch marks nbd"

"Vessel is fine, nothing to see here! Proceeding to port"

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"oh shit it's sinking we don't know how that happened"

is dead lol