LongbottomLeaf

joined 1 year ago
[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Mistaking kerosene for aftershave?

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Ahh but can they spell it correctly?

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Look, all I said was, "That bowl of jambalaya was good enough for Joseph Sisko."

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 2 points 10 months ago

Rafa, the aliens, they love it!

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I also get those irritating fluorescent pimples where my nostrils meet my cheek, Mr. Honor Stealer. It sucks.

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Link doesn't work for me. Looks like some // fixes it.

OG xkcd.

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The executive branch can do that alone? I thought the legislative branch was required to expand SCOTUS.

 

What, do you not know your Vonnegut?

 

Quit messin' around, Little Bear, we got to R U N N O F T!

 

Hammer and tongs!

 

What fresh hell is next?

 

Legitimate salvage

 

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