MoonChild

I think this ‘journalist’, Vicky, unhinged.

Things are slow in Birdsville these days.

These stills were posted by Individual_Dust_8952 over on Reddit. They also posted the slo-mo video outing Sarah’s slimming filter.

She says she gets embarrassed anytime Shane walks in and she’s filming. She should lean into that and figure out why she’s embarrassed. Is it because she isn’t speaking the way she normally speaks? Is he going to hear her lying? Just why are you embarrassed, Sarah? This is your big career job!

Sarah’s oldest daughter is talking to her. I shouldn’t be able to recognize their voices but, thanks to their loving mother, I can. She’s the one who doesn’t want to be on SM so her parent records the conversation without her knowing and posts it for all her followers so they know her kids talk to her.

The Birds Papaya is getting her hair done today and then, that’s it, nothing else is happening. At all. I love this for her and hope it continues. She’s so incredibly vapid and the vocal fry is off the charts. She’s choosing to lean in hard on the skinny editing this week and then tosses in a cellulite pic just to ‘keep it real’. The damage she’s doing to women is incredible. This woman’s entire life is shopping, body-checking, getting her hair done and scrolling her phone. That’s it.

They’re playing Pokémon Go - how fun for them! Is this how they’re going to occupy their time instead of interacting with their pre-schooler while they’re at the park?

Sarah’s crying at Disney again and being comforted by the teenagers wearing unbearably hot costumes. I don’t think much goes on in her brain but she seems to really believe they are magical. Just an FYI - they aren’t and most of them hate their job.

She’s playing to her base.

When it’s super hot denim shorts and tight tank are not my go-tos but it could just be me! She’s still got whatever she’s decided make her legs look good going on.

Sarah Nicole Landry puts her female children into traditional, outdated gender boxes and it’s bothered me for a long time. I remember when her son was younger and he was encouraged to be who he is and wore nail polish and what some may consider non-traditional clothes for boys but she doesn’t do the same for her daughters. She’s all about dressing L up in extremely feminine clothes, always encouraging her to ‘do her nails’ and get her hair done and then drags her to the stupid Disney salon. We never see L out playing ball or learning to ride a bike. She’s taken on walks and then allowed some time to play at the park. That seems to be it. She doesn’t have trucks or cars to play with. All the toys are gendered for females like the Barbies. Even the movies the child is exposed to aren’t diverse. Sarah has mentioned in her stories, more than once, the child does not like having her hair washed so why would she think this is a great activity for her? She did it for the Gram. That’s the only reason. She dresses the pre-schooler in floofy, synthetic fabric dresses in the Florida swamp heat and drags her around pushing her into Sarah’s box.

There are so many places in the world for a family vacation but this family is back at Disney because it’s Sarah Nicole Landry, The Birds Papaya’s, favourite place on earth. It doesn’t matter what anyone else would like to do - Sarah’s going to book their day and they’re going to love it and be part of all the pics and videos she’s going to post to show everyone what a great time her loving family is having! There aren’t too many pair of ears people can have. Who cares about planet? Not this woman!