MyNamesTotallyRobert

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[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

the only times i've ever been employed and made a livable wage while doing it was at a job with policies like this, and it was because I was basically the only employee they had ever found that could comply with such absurd expectations. You have to miss a day at some point sooner or later. Which is why I no longer work there. Was being able to have that one dentist appointment 6 years ago worth it? No it was not.

share your x11 and wayland configs. Unless you're one of those people that only needs 1 of them and hasn't figured out how tf to get all that shit to work.

op either was unable to get hicolor graphics drivers to work or prefers the solid blue bar to the blue/light blue gradient. Back in the day this was known as being a noob. Now where did I put my dentures..?

 

Cum will win

You gotta get consent first for everything these days even wiping your own ass. One time I liked a facebook photo with a woman in it without asking for consent and someone found out. The fallout was so intense that I had to leave town and start a new life. Another time I asked a woman for consent to wipe my own ass and she called the cops on me. MY BAD, I forgot to ask for consent to ask consent FIRST.

Cum will win.

 

Cum will win

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes but you can always reset your virginity by pooping in the womens' restroom. And I don't mean in the toilet.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Some people haven't ever been banned from Applebee's for asking staff about their anal virginity over and over even after repeated warnings and it shows.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I like crayons better. Do they make crayon flavored lotion?

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you put red bull in your coffee machine instead of water you'll be hearing colors and seeing sounds. Try that, then maybe you'll find it.

 

Cum will win.

 

It's not what it sounds like. I accidentally dropped my tongue from the third floor and it bounced into some lady's anus. I can taste phantom poop shit, that's how I know it's in an ass.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 days ago (3 children)

This is how cum will win.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Babies are what you get when you keep cum as a pet. The real question is why do people even do that? Its fucked up! Which reminds me, I have a cumbox to go cumming in. unzips

Cum will win.

 

My weekly trip to the recreational cum dispensary will be more expensive. They better not fuck with my cum.

Cum will win.

 

I ordered a plain big mac with no middle bun and all I got was a regular plain cheeseburger. AITA?

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Last time I tried to get through airport security with a baggie of my own shit I got in trouble.

 

#Bonus question for extra credit (+up to 5 additional cum points) And since cum will win, which body of water contains the most cum?

 

Or are they different?

 

I promise I'm not hiding another asshole inside my asshole, but, like, not if I have to prove it.

 

I am the real not Robert. Cum will win. AMA.

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