[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Not at all; I came barging in off the street plastering photos of myself in too-small women's clothing and hurling accusations around like a chimp, so the apologies are all mine.

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

No problem. The world is better when we are willing and able to call out our own faults as often as we call out others'. I apologize for discrediting your comprehension.

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

You know, on second thought, I'm going to unwhoosh your comment. I see now that the joke was likely not lost on you, but you were merely commenting on the fact that her appearance is dreadful enough that playing the whatabout game is no excuse. And I agree with this.

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

This was a reference to the Uvalde shooting, in which several officers stood outside the classrooms in which a school shooter was massacring children just waiting for.. divine intervention I guess, I dunno. So no, I was just standing there.

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

grifter Barbie

Ah, the infamous Pinterest copypasta

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Ok, I lied :-( This is the closest I've gotten 🤣

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I just stood outside the school and did nothing

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I am a cop. Took this from a kid in the PJs

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She's been wading in my creek before, but this is her first time in water over her head.

For future fetches, we moved to the other side of the ramp where there is an eddy current, just in case.

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Back in the not so distant beforetimes, I was a part of a community which occasionally hosted goofy "karaoke" nights. Basically, we'd all just use vocaroo or whatever service and upload ourselves singing whatever, or trying to pronounce words from one another's languages/dialects/accents.

I recorded a parody of Baby Got Back(yt tracker removed, re-uploaded from an archived capture) based on someone else's parody verse, the Aussies would all come in and say g'day and Mell-bern, we'd all try to speak Swedish, and it was a pretty good time.

Showing you guys that song may get me kicked out of that community, but I hope not.

If anyone here is from there by chance, tell TMW I said the anniversary of the retirement of his space helmet is coming up. I wanna say August 19.

And tell Airport I said sup.

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"Last year, Red Lobster reported $11 million in operating losses following its flubbed 'Ultimate Endless Shrimp' deal, which backfired when it reeled in too many customers after the limited-time promo became a permanent menu fixture last June. The restaurant chain later reported $12.5 million in losses in the fourth quarter of 2023."

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Burn baby burn

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WOE IS US THAT MUST ARISE AND PERFORM LABOR WITH OUR MEATS

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