Old_Fat_White_Guy

Old "your momma" joke..... Your momma so fat when she sits around the house, she sits "around" the house! Meaning that she's as big as the whole house or even bigger than the house.

Which someone that fat is morbidly obese.

So the joke is a twist on the joke, with a jab at the fat person, in the form of faux concern over their health.

Sort of in the same vein as "bless your heart" or "he/she has a great personality".

It's a stab at fat..... I can't help but feel targeted but I'll have to wait until the stabbing pain in my chest subsides. The shooting pain down my left arm is lessening already! I'm fine, everything's fine..... just let me catch my breath for a moment.

That boy's thought.... "I May Tag that later if all goes well."

Land Shark!!!

The only sad part about Weasley leaving was that it didn't happen in the first episode

TIL that honey bees are Juggalos...whoop whoop.

I have this shirt. It was a gift. The very first time I wore it was to work. I'm subtle like that....

Sometimes it's also their last diamondback

Everyone that has been exposed to it dies.....eventually.

Sounds like the "undercover spy gear" that was popular for a while. I think there was a cigarette case that folded open and became a gun and, of course, the ink pen telescope plus the ink pen with disappearing ink! And several others as well. It was weird..... we all played outside using our imagination to create fabulous worlds in the same backyard that was a grand prix track yesterday and an undersea exploration spot the day before that. A stick was a horse one minute, a cane the next, a rifle after that , and a baseball bat.... hitting home runs with the bases loaded, winning the world series. Those black walnuts would sail when you made good contact!

Look.... ok..... it's right there in my name...old. LOL

Wasn't that the "high" lobster named Price episode? LOVED that tie died shell of his!

Now now now..... don't let facts get in the way of feelings.....somebody's gonna cry