[-] PanoptiDon@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago

A Klingon orgy would be a literal riot

[-] PanoptiDon@lemmy.world 28 points 4 weeks ago

Unless the warden doesn't allow it

[-] PanoptiDon@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

the costly policies that the United States has pursued for the past quarter century have been rooted in a false premise.

No shit

[-] PanoptiDon@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Get a cure for syphilis first

[-] PanoptiDon@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Beth Smith, is that you?

[-] PanoptiDon@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

This is why most classified information is withheld and Russia isn't exactly an ally right now.

[-] PanoptiDon@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

arrested at anti-vaccine protests at a Burger King, an Applebee's and a Cheesecake Factory in New York City

Was he arrested 3 times or is there some weird food court in a mall with all of those restaurants?

[-] PanoptiDon@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it? To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.

David Sedaris

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