Almost like using a single giant wiper is a bad idea

Bbbbbbbut it looks cool!

Can we just have both entities annihilate each other? Please? They're both shit

Federated directories. We're going back to Yahoo like it's 1995

Replace the CEO with an AI. They're both good at lying and telling people what they want to hear, until they get caught

overwatch style

You mean team fortress style

Apple has done this many times before. Over even more frivolous patents (i.e. a glossy black rectangle)

They made their bed, now they have to lie in it

Sign language yes, real time captions no. Only whatever live transcription crap your phone or computer could do

Paywalled article 🙃

So they went to the same model Pandora used to use 15 years ago

Reddit has been dying for a decade or longer, it's just now the people who saw it through all the previous crap, and tried to make it have some semblance of the site it once was, have up and left, leaving it to the brainless hordes.

Joycon drift, and all other thumbstick drift, is already a solved problem.

1. Use bushings that actually have some abrasive resistance and aren't softer than a fingernail.
2. Use a non-contact based sensor to determine the XY position of the stick. Hall effect, optical, strain gauge, whatever, we've had the tech for 50 years.

The reason why they haven't done this is one very simple reason: $$$

>demand money from third party app developers
>give money to karmawhores

wut