Claim you weren't putting a sign in their lawn, you saw some kids leave it and were pulling it out!

LOL

I live in Portland, you're full of shit.

You could probably use an image upscaler. You can find free options on the Internet.

Print it out and stick it in the yard of any pro-Trump neighbors.

You calling anyone immature after making a joke about a woman getting plowed every day has to be the second funniest thing I've seen all day.

Imagine being so pathetic that you reply to your own comment to whine about getting downvoted for making a rape joke. Yes, it's clearly everyone else that's the problem. I made an ASCII representation of your actual issue for you.

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I saw the first comment and thought you might be a bit dim, but as of the second, I see what you're doing there. It's satire, right? You're making fun of people who are really this stupid! Well done, you've pretty much nailed it.

Tankie á la .world = anything left of center.

You just might be the dumbest motherfucker on Lemmy.

I'm impressed that the Smooth Brain Society is becoming so active on Lemmy. It took you all a while to figure out how to sign up for accounts but, boy, did you guys sure go nuts after you got there.

I see the Smooth Brain Society has weighed in already.