When you are a grown up you don't realize you are watching your parents die.
RCKLSSBNDN
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Oh man, that reminds me of the one time I promised a friend to make a poster for an event and my windows lappy died the next day. I had to shoehorn the project into gimp on my tiny netbook.
It was painful. I'm glad for knowing how to use gimp in a pinch, and it is quite powerful software, but it felt like every tool and setting was in the wrong place after working with PS for so long.
Also, it goes without saying that designing a full sized poster on a 10" screen is a fools errand.
The real trick is to lick your cartridges before inserting them, helps the bits slide through more smoothly.
Alternately, if you dry your meat with a duck it will promote the Mallard Reaction.
I've seen goddamn ads for apartments that require sharing FB/Instagram contact info.
Umm... That's a fraction, not a percentage... /S
Had a dude tell me he wanted to 'disrupt' social media by creating a LinkedIn alternative that allowed posting videos.
He just needed a couple 'techies' like me to get it off the ground.
Haven't heard from him in a while. I hope rehab worked out for him.
As a member of the local #42069 Union of Chapless Chaps, I waggle my fingers and blow a raspberry in solidarity.
Wash your hands in the bathroom, nobody bats an eye.
Scrub down your belt buckle in the sink and people lose their minds!
Something like a federated confederacy?
Imagine playing solitaire and everytime you flip the draw pile a 30 second unskippable online casino ad plays.
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And at least two related certs.