I can highly recommend "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" by Robert Heinlein. I can't believe they never made it into a movie.
Glad it's not just me.
whoa.. duuude...
I used to eat raw home made cookie dough - raw eggs and all. What can I say, I like living on the edge.
I think perma-grin is the medical term for a shit-eating one.
I have this same machine! Change the stroke length to shorter to start with, and start with a smaller dildo to get the hang of it. Take time to get it lined up properly.
Exactly 2 hours had passed when I felt chatty and made this post! :P
Whew, ok, good to know my innards aren't too abnormal. ;) Thanks!
Luckily, I was pretty cautious the first times trying them as I'm pretty new to all this, and I just sat on them for for a few hours. After the first hour or so I was indeed saying "these ain't shit!". Later I was indeed rewarded for the wait. lol
The Foundation trilogy is good, but he actually linked all his Spacer books, Robot books, Empire books, and Foundation books together in an interesting way. Asimov can spin a damn good yarn and you can't beat him for vast epic stories, but of the old-school sci-fi guys I slightly prefer Heinlein for one off stories.