...does this person know what zoroastrianism is or do they just think the name sounds cool?

Well this is a new one for me. Ancient Rome denial?

A guy on Tinder sent my friend a Patrick meme that said "Is mayonnaise an ice breaker?" I, a big Spongebob nerd, told her to pick that guy. They're married now.

Aw I'd share with Hannah. I love hearing people be all excited about their life. I'm not much of a talker so I like just sitting there daydreaming while someone happily rambles on.

I emailed the bonsai kitty guy when I was like 10 to tell him how mean he was.

It's so cool to see. The head comes out so slowly but then once the shoulders are out, the baby just pops right out. Amazing.

I don't hate religion or religious people. I just don't believe. I do find religions really interesting, though, historically and culturally.

But does it really sound better, or does it just sound different because it's not your first language? It might sound just as corny to someone who grew up speaking Japanese.

I reeeeeally recommend drying off after. Anyone who is prone to UTIs like I am, please dry off each time...

My dog wasn't allowed in my brother's room, but he loved my brother. One time, after he was kicked out, he tried slowly walking in backwards. I guess he thought we couldn't tell what he was doing if he did it backwards.

Whoever was doing inventory must have been so confused.

I like your red circle.