SandraBollocks

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[–] SandraBollocks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

1 insanely rich so i dont have to work. 2 divine powers so i can be impressive and perform impossible fears, thereby recovering the majority of the skills i didnt pick 3 psychic so i can know what others know, uncover secrets, predict behavior, prevent crime, predict weather, and potentially talk to pets

[–] SandraBollocks@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Its a good thing we found this old abandoned summer camp kids lets sing a song."

[–] SandraBollocks@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

~~The Itchy & Scratchy Movie~~ The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races