SatyrSack

Imagine your toast not popping up because your toaster started updating itself randomly.

I think they mean that the sticker makes it stand out, putting the model/brand into your conscious mind. If a Macbook is displayed normally onscreen, it is just some prop that you might not pay any additional attention to at all. Sure, you unconsciously know that it is an Apple product, but that fact is not at the front of your mind at all. With the Apple logo covered, you still know that it is an Apple product all the same, but you are actually consciously thinking about fact.

Factorio is like scrapbooking

On your first day, find the biggest, scariest looking Klingon and beat them up.

Lol I know you meant that as Igor, but I totally ready that as Igor at first

I increase the exposure on just about every post I create. TV is just so dark.

TIL iOS finally got widget support a few years ago

In my mind, Voyager was always on the forefront with features compared to other Lemmy clients. I'm surprised it took this long to implement this!

Can someone help me find that picture of a cartoon sloth saying something like "Once I get my life together, it's over for you bitches"? I rememeber seeing it on Reddit a lot. Due to its popularity, the cartoonist published a picture book of series of different cartoon animals saying funny things, and none were anywhere near as good as the sloth one. It was very popular, but can't find it now!

The vultures at the zoo got to it first.

It is a play on this type of meme:

It usually depicts a horse starting out being drawn rather well, then drawn progressively worse. Each segment of the horse is associated with a segment of something like a TV show where the quality changed over time.

This Avatar version is implying that all three segments are actually consistently good.

You're prostituting yourself out for cheeseburgers again, aren't you?