Narrator: No

Camera slowly pans down to reveal that the cameraman is now a goose/was a goose all along

I showed the joke to my wife and she said that it was a good idea and she would try it on me.

I can imagine all of you naked.

Thank you for making the community 100% more literate with this post

Post something else, then.

A GOP member, priest, and serial child rapist walks into a bar. He sits down and says "One drink please. "

Op is an idiocracy

Bad news, since Hamas' takeover in 05-06, Egypt has had the Rafah crossing almost completely closed; therfore reopening it is almost completely out of the question.

Edit, the article states why: "Security in the area around Rafah is also of concern to Egypt because Sinai has been the site of an Islamist insurgency that flared a decade ago. Hamas, which has run the Gaza Strip since 2007, shares the Islamist ideology of the Muslim Brotherhood, a movement outlawed in Egypt."

Don't hold your breath. This article says Egypt is closing their border.

Boy, I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

And the C-horse?