SexMachineStalin

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[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 82 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (10 children)

The naval blockade by Ansar Allah has cost the Egyptian economy €6 billion, L PIGPOOPBALLS

maybe shouldn't have taken those containers carrying 150,000 kilograms of RDX for shitty-dookie-real

[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Baby steps, I guess... At least it no longer looks like an extremely well-endowed turtle on it's back when charging.

Still probably one of the most uncomfortable, anti-ergonomic, borderline e-waste $100 mice ever.

[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 46 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"uKKKraine will win without a doubt (insert Estonian levels of Hitler particles)", as the Ustyluh border crossing and the town itself hoists up the Russian flag, less than 200 meters from the Polish border - Sometime in 2026, probably

Everything is still of course covered in ukkkraine, btw.

Ustyluh is a town that is roughly halfway between Lviv and the triple point between Polish, Ukraine and Belarus borders.

[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 46 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The SAJBD has issued baseless accusations of supporting terrorism against Gift of the Givers, one of several South African aid organizations still active in Palestine. While the MJC-SA has steadfastly refuted these allegations, this will no doubt create a precursor for more targeted killings of South Africans in particular.

Sources: PoliticsWeb, The Citizen

While not explicitly mentioned, other major aid groups include Africa Muslims Agency, Penny Appeal South Africa, Islamic Relief South African branch, Ashraful Aid, etc. all of whom will become likely targets.

Members of Gift of the Givers have been already killed in direct strikes since last year. The perpetrators may well even be other South African IDF servicemen seeking retribution.

[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Some of the newer apartment towers in Pyongyang really go hard with a totally sci-fi aesthetic. This one in particular gives off some Halo: Reach and ODST vibes:

[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

ICJ issued a statement that "israel" has until 28 July to submit a counter-argument, which is in effect, a 9-month grace period to continue their genocidal campaign.

They probably also waited until the South African legal team boarded their flights back home.

[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 37 points 2 weeks ago

At least got off work just at the right time to participate in the dunking

[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

Removed by mod

RIP bozo crab-party packwatch hamas-red-triangle

[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Change your fucking diapers already. Which one do you prefer, Huggies or Pampers?

[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The consequences of carrying water for a violent, genocidal Apartheid Nazi entity have been known to include getting dunked by way of a vortex of pig shit running down their testicles. Anyways, have some pizza, lol

[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

Compelling argument, but pigpoop

[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)
 

15 years late, but better than never I guess. And in a bitter twist of irony, Shitrael is the one who forever solved the issue of airport profiling in South Africa.

PIGPOOPBALLS isntrael qin-shi-huangdi-fireball

 
 

Can already close 2 of the top buttons/clips and can more easily put it on and take it off woop woop. At least once I shave off another 10 to 20, I'll likely be able to actually wear it.

(Though probably I'd have to have moved back to South Africa if I want to wear this in public without getting arrested or put on Myrotvorets)

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