Stan

lol is that supposed to mean kilometers? That's even more funny.

Thought it was some new kind of monitor resolution.

Does it use wine under the hood? Or how does it do this?

Jenny?

ADT sucks for a ton of reasons. Fuck them.

What does in 4.5k mean here?

There was a website that did this like 20 years ago. Hell if I can find it. Was called something like the one million project.

Boost morale? More like keep complaining, we’ll replace you?

Bean there. Done that.

Funny I had n eee ver heard of this. But I thought to myself that’s a really good idea. (I like chili, I like spaghetti, so why not.) but I’m like damn that picture makes it look awful.

If she’s the only hooker in the state, she’s probably not OK.

My kingdom for a hole.