While I'm not on Hexbear, I'm a huge fan. We'll stay with you till the bitter end comrades.

Technically the apple pie is vegetarian. Fries, in the US, are not vegetarian.

I hate that I immediately got this comment.

Have you tried Miyoko's Creamery brand cheese? Some of the best vegan cheese I've ever had. Also, if you haven't tried vegan cheese in some years, you might be surprised how much better these companies have gotten at the taste and texture.

Can't they just lift themselves up by their bootstraps?

Well said camarada.