Okay, mine is very easy. Pixel 7.

Cool! Goodbye!

A brain-dead population is way easier to control. Source: greetings from Hungary!

You misunderstood. If you already choose e.g. monthly Ultra, there is no option to change for the one-time option or to the yearly subscription. You cannot change it, just with cancelling your already active subscription and go with another option.

But I think it's a limitation of the Play Store but I'm not sure.

Inflation is crazy these days, man

I'll say it again: you are a legend.

Cool. Goodbye then.

And every one of them has just one tiny annoyance I can't let go.

E.g.
Connect: only left hand voting. I use my phone almost always in one hand and it's my right hand.
Liftoff: no auto-hide the bottom (quite big) bar.
Summit: post actions only available when in the post. (Like save or share.)

So stuff like this. They are not the end of the world, but y'know: better without them.

And the stutter on most of them. Annoying as hell.

This is brilliant!

Tangentially related, I heard another about enough money:

When you already have enough money, do you really need 2x enough money?

Or...a lemon party!

Yeah. How about just everybody uses what they fucking want and leave each other alone? You know, like it should be in real life. That would be nice.

As I said back on reddit multiple times: you are a legend. Thanks for your work!