TheronGuard

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[–] TheronGuard@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And it's actually Mark that Kevin dislikes. Kevin's a great character mechanically, I just think it's funny that those Japanese devs, either intentionally or not, painted a very realistic picture of these characters relationships...

To be honest, I don't think Kevin's a particularly realistic-feeling rendition of an American cop. He's way too friendly and laid back, and he reminds me more of Dante than your typical the-pigs, not that I'm complaining

Yoko's another great character for beginners. 8 inventory slots is a game changer in this game

Funnily enough, the two noobs in my group are Kevin and Yoko while the veteran is using characters like Jim and Alyssa.

If you're looking into setting up the games, this video's pretty good, but you can skip all the stuff about iso patching since CdRomance has the required English-patched Japanese isos ready to go. Honestly, waiting for the roms to download is probably the longest part in setting the game up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFVibXHwP7A

[–] TheronGuard@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I, uhh... kinda like Kevin since he's a very simple, noob-friendly character with his potshot ability, strong starting pistol, kick and good speed & health stats obama-sad. Is Jim the one he dislikes? I know the two of them have a funny special ending in the final scenario in File 1

I never really got into the game that much because it felt lacking as an offline experience. 20 years later I'm finally enjoying it in co-op, and I encourage you to give the Resurrection server a shot if you still want that itch scratched. You could probably have both File 1 and 2 running in less than an hour. The hardest part would be finding people to play with, though I think you can look for people on the Outbreak Resurrection forums and Discord. Maybe there's enough RE fans on Hexbear to get a game going thonk

[–] TheronGuard@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Kiss my ass bitch!!

You can even hear him say this in the video. Was that the Jim player actually using his ability? I didn't see what was happening so I thought he was just getting pummeled by the boss

[–] TheronGuard@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago (3 children)

MY LIFE IS SHIT

[–] TheronGuard@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

I had never really played Outbreak too much back in the day since it just didn't appeal to me as a single player experience even though I loved all the other Resident Evil games. As soon as I heard about the fan server I knew I had to try it out with some friends.

From what I understand the fans reverse-engineered the server by analyzing the packets the PS2 was sending out to the official game servers, not that I really know what that means monke-beepboop It was just unbelievably cool to get to experience the PS2 online experience 20 years later and I have nothing but respect for the sorts of people who make things like emulation and fan servers possible rat-salute-2

[–] TheronGuard@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Thankfully it looks that way. I was just disappointed it was once again something specific to AMD hardware.

[–] TheronGuard@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

Yes, both Ryujinx and Yuzu can do multiplayer by emulating the Switch's wireless functionality, though Yuzu's servers have been shut off for obvious reasons. You can still play online on Yuzu through Hamachi or similar though.

Other emulators also have multiplayer, several PS2 multiplayer games are playable on PCSX2 with community servers and there's an entire Xbox Live replacement service for the original Xbox.

[–] TheronGuard@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Might be fun to mess with some multiplayer Switch emulation with Ryujinx 🤔

[–] TheronGuard@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

Somehow this plain family car makes perfect sense as a collaboration between huge German and Japanese corporations.

[–] TheronGuard@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But it's not even a cool product placement car angery

[–] TheronGuard@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

Well when I say Fortnite monetization, I also mean that the intent seems to be to also buy into existing licenses and throw a bunch of disparate IP together. It looks like they have Spongebob out the gate and plan to get characters based on streamers (ick)... but just to give an idea.

walter-breakdown Not gonna lie, that sounds pretty grim

[–] TheronGuard@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Monetization seems like another thing MK8D has over CTR:NF from the looks of it. From what I can tell MK8D only has simple DLC packs that add more tracks and characters where CTR:NF had a whole battle pass arrangement with the usual loads and loads of ugly skins and cosmetics. When I first unlocked all the DLC and Pit Stop content I went visible-disgust at all the ugly character recolors and distracting, animated skins that were suddenly populating my races. Oh cool, it's a green Neo Cortex whose tires leave behind rainbows

(not antinatalist, but do hate mk8d babies)

I don't care for them either. Mario and Luigi don't even have the same art style as their adult counterparts, looking like they're from some European comic book. I actually think the character selection is a bit lame overall in Mario Kart 8D. Maybe it's because I'm not a huge Nintendo head but so much of it is wasted on random generic Mario mooks who don't have much personality. Nintendo has so many franchises but the only ones represented here outside of Mario are Donkey Kong, Animal Crossing, F-Zero and Zelda. Where the fuck is Pokemon??? That's like an entire game's worth of track concepts right there.

There's a pc kart racer in development that looks promising called Oh Baby Kart. It doesn't look as bad as most PC kartracers, at least from early screens.

I probably wouldn't care about a kart racer without an established license even if it was good, sadly. It feels weirdly integral to the entire appeal of the genre

 

And I thought woodland mansions were gigantic

 

I hate always online licensing DRM schemes cursed-woog

 

So at the beginning of summer I repurposed an old Android phone into a dedicated emulator. The phone's old enough it has an honest to god user replaceable battery so I decided to get another one and keep it in my backpack to double my gaming time.

A few weeks later I got caught in a thunderstorm and got absolutely drenched head to toe. I got home and found the phone and bluetooth controller were just a bit damp but okay, but I completely forgot the spare battery until the next day when I discovered it still in my backpack and absolutely soaked. I dried it and left it to dry on a shelf, and noticed some bluish corrosion forming at the contacts the next day that I promptly scrubbed off. I noticed more corrosion a few more times in the following days, but it's now sat on that shelf since June and looks normal.

How bad of an idea would it be to put it in the phone and see if it still works or holds a charge?

 
 

For the most part I'd heartily recommend Alex's Mobs, since it adds a ton of biome-appropriate animals that fit the Minecraft art style that make the world feel much more alive.

I had it installed when I last played Minecraft over a year ago, but I didn't make it far enough to encounter its many overpowered hostile fantasy creatures and now they've been responsible for most of my deaths in my current world.

My first encounter with one of them was when I was scoping out an ocean on a boat and was suddenly being killed by a giant skeletal swordfish in a matter of seconds. These guys spawn near shipwrecks, have an insanely long aggro distance and can outrun your boat so you're basically screwed the moment you accidentally wander near a shipwreck you can't even see on the bottom of the ocean.

Then I built a Nether Portal and realized I hadn't yet even seen the new Nether biomes. I enjoyed the view for about 30 seconds until I was swarmed by giant mosquitos that attached to my face and sucked half my healthbar away in one go. I managed to kill a couple but they just kept spawning, instantly making a beeline for me the moment they appeared. Very fun and balanced owl-pissed

After I'd gotten annoyed and just disabled the mosquitos from spawning I was building a bridge across a lava-filled chasm when a gigantic snake skeleton knocked me off and I burned to death. My first warning that they existed was the second one of them leaped up at me from a dozen blocks below. At least they're only limited to lava lakes, I guess.

Later, I was back in the Overworld exploring a giant deepslate cave when all of a sudden I was being attacked by a shrieking head floating up from the caverns below. After I once again got killed in a few hits I looked up what the hell even happened and it turns out it was this Japanese youkai thing that has an attack range of 50 fucking blocks. Just now I was surveying another deep cave from a ledge, saw one of these spawn in way below and it just aggroed instantly and murdered me.

I mostly like these monster designs but why do they have to be this overly aggressive and powerful? They give you no warning and can outrun you and kill you in seconds- it's just completely out of tune with the way Minecraft's hostile mobs are designed. Even the more dangerous mobs like Ghasts make their presence well known far in advance. I guess they're balanced for players kitted out in enchanted diamond armor but they completely kill exploration for me... until I disable them in the config, but I just wish you could turn their aggro range down instead.

The mod also adds several large dangerous animals, like crocodiles and grizzly bears, but you can just avoid those or run away if you too get too close and they feel much closer to how Minecraft usually operates.

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