What would really be cool is putting those touch lamps all the way around the pool so you can just turn on whichever one is more convenient.

Or at least shove a pineapple up his ass

Sounds like Hydrohomies and Earthporn have their own group chat I would love to be a fly on the wall for. If I was a mountain made of water, I would be so happy.

I love shows like that, after a long day of mentally draining work. I don't want to think, I just want to drink a beer and zone out. Even though I'm still thinking about work lol

Just wait until you get to season 107, it will really pick up!

Aww I wish I could give you a hug

"Here ye, hear ye....Who touched the fucking thermostat?!"

I have a full size truck and I agree. You don't want dents. Park all the way in the back in one spot or park on the street. This person can suck a bouncy castle full of dicks.

Yeah I was thinking the best thing to do it just unscrew it, hold it upside-down and shake it out. You have a point on how would you rig it so it does not happen again.

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Nice! That's a good one. I also feel good, I feel like I should never have to put a /s next to my comments ever again lol

You got ideas my friend