You should ask the ones who have.
There's gonna be some really interesting subreddit names in the future then
Err... I meant DUMMIES! These damn dummies in my pocket ...
Much too harsh for this gold-domed "too important to really hold to account" CEO. Perhaps a mildly stern, yet askance look (or two, if the crowd rumbles for more)
If we aim right, we can fertilize our crops while we war.
They do accept small electronics and children, in working order of course.
Mighty broad brush you have there
Yes, we shall see, won't we? For you, too.
How original, I am devastated
People usually get what they deserve, unless they deserve what they get. I sure hope the young ones all fired up (and rightly so) about the situation in Gaza also come to realize that by withholding their vote for Biden, or voting for a 3rd party candidate without a chance of winning, they are guaranteeing that Trump will take office, and if they think things are bad now, just wait till he starts (or rather continues) dismantling democracy. Then they will never have free speech nor the right to protest again.
Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. Perhaps clean the cat box, or maybe a little cat sitting. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my cat's "don't bug me I'm sleeping" day.
Doesn't matter, arm thyself with a flamethrower anyway