The minions are, thankfully, not the focus of this movie. They do have a side story, but that is all it is, just a small side story.
Tsaot
ASUS is on my no buy list after being caught twice scamming on rmas by Gamer's Nexus.
Sony owns both Crunchyroll and Funimation. Sony is consolidating Funimation into Crunchyroll, but they are not preserving people's digital collections. People are losing access to the digital collections they purchased on Funimation even though Sony isn't going out of business.
This is pretty much the plot of He Who Fights With Monsters. Australian gets Isekaied and proceeds to confuse and dominate. I highly recommend.
Some Terry Pratchett level thinking is going on here.
Add yellow and they're doomslug shoes!
Poison Ivy
I'm a Mormon, and this just can't be real. Sexual contact is sexual contact. How would people told to leave enough room for a Bible between them while dancing think that this would be okay?
I'm convinced this rumor exists just because people want it to be true.
My wife: "At least it's not ketchup."
He should be holding a Goa'uld staff.
It's generally considered polite to the creator to link to the source tweet in a comment. I was not able to find them with the search term "Seymour maggot".
Yup!