USSBurritoTruck

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“The cart return tasks me! It tasks me and I shall have it!”

[–] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Morn is the guy whose job it is to collect the carts and stock shelves, but the only thing anyone ever sees him doing is smoking out behind the dumpster.

[–] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bashir has no idea how carts end up back at the cart return, and between O’Brien and Garak he isn’t likely to learn.

Now you're thinking like Vedek Bareil.

[–] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 17 points 10 months ago

Nah, Odo believes in rules and order too much to force others to return their cart when there's no rule saying they need to do so.

He doesn't like it when people leave their carts in random locations, which is why he leaves his very neatly where it's not going to be a danger of rolling into a car or the middle of the lot, but he definitely isn't going to return it himself when it's someone else's job to do so.

[–] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 36 points 10 months ago

Jeepers, this is fucking clown shit. Have a time out.

[–] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Some days we're all Worf.

[–] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hey, talk to Rom; he's the one who thinks that.

[–] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 28 points 10 months ago (3 children)

While I appreciate the addition, I feel like Weyoun would command Damar to return the cart.

Damar would then drunkenly push it into the cart return and not pick it up when it fell over.

[–] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah…Greatest Trek and The Greatest Generation have been going since 2016, and they have a ridiculous amount of inside jokes. I don’t think the interview is actually all that difficult to parse, but I also have been listening since like the third episode so I might not be the best judge.

[–] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He is kind of a jerk in season one of TNG….

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