Oh, I do Uber on weekends cause it's a tourist area (almost at the point where I get free <3000 level classes at ASU(sarcastic yay)). And it being a small town I see the same people a lot, and they tend to over share.

You ever watch "taxi cab confessions" back in the day? Well I can tell you from experience it is not entirely staged. The twisted shit nurses have told and shown me pictures of, would leave old school "rotten dot com" blushing.

Mfer, you went hard in the paint didn't ya?

I moved from South FL(easy coke) to middle of nowhere America(meth land).

You know how they say "meth not even once."? Well in my case it's meth not even three times. That shit sucks!

Y'all implying I didn't vote? You're fucking delusional!

I voted blue straight down the line in a very very red state knowing where our electoral votes would fall.

Very helpful! Thanks homie.

:: James backhands Lars in the back of the head::

Bigger antimeme energy, but it doesn't exist here yet...

:: SAD PANDA NOSES::

Where do the end days lay? Before or after Napster? Yeah I'm old, ar_ooo

AROOOO!

YOU CAN HOLD OUT FOR MORE THAN TWO WEEKS?

THIS IS YOUR AROOOOO!

EDIT: I DON'T KNOW WHY I FELT THE NEED TO EDIT THIS IN BUT, I JUST HEARD THAT WILSON PHILLIPS SONG

🎵THING'LL CHANGE

THINGS'LL GO YOUR WAY

IF YOU HOOOOOLD ON FOR ONE MORE DAY yy🎵

The one thing I hate about boost is how hard it makes it to upvote quality content like this masterpiece!

Check the shock while you're at it. It's bad, but I'm not giving free promotion to right winged assholes at least(?)