aFairlyLargeCat

A lot of people are saying it folks, huge crowds are saying it.

OH FUCK WE WERE WRONG AAAAAA

Do not try to clean the owl. The owl cannot be cleaned. It is a dirty, dirty owl.

Nothing ever happens.

As a representative of fairly large cats everywhere, ACAB still stands. Fuck that kitty traitor.

Hire a bunch of guys to sit quietly at the back like this

“The app that ties my shoelaces has been discontinued.”

I am begging Sinn Féin to put aside their principles, attend parliament once, and do the funniest thing.

Joe Biden is a rabid dog