assclapcalamity

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[–] assclapcalamity@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

sure but one of them funded the cloning of a wild mastodon, which will be introduced to the cage when they are both sitting in their corners, furiously masturbating or typing on their phones, not sure which

I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] assclapcalamity@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

*giardia

I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] assclapcalamity@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

okeydokey for the weirdo who doesn't shit from eating flour, eggs and milk. maybe you should drink more water?

Why are we copying over so much Reddit content? in c/reddit@lemmy.ml
[–] assclapcalamity@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

i have seen you doing that! i was like WHY SO MANY OFFICE MEMES!!? maybe space it out a bit?

Why are we copying over so much Reddit content? in c/reddit@lemmy.ml
[–] assclapcalamity@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Reddit didn;t invent conversation. some of my favorite subreddits were niche for podcasts that I like, and those buttholes are still live. whatever

Trust me I'm an engineer in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] assclapcalamity@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Ohio River Valley is not a bad destination in the ensuing climate collapse. See you there for the water wars!