bigmonkey

joined 1 year ago
[–] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

Why does it have human ears scared

[–] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Nurse joy please help, my onix has started saying racist things and getting really mad when he hears someone speak Spanish

[–] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I look forward to the day when I get bullied by Chinese teenagers for being a dumb monolingual American't who doesn't understand math

 

Supposed to be at its peak tomorrow night but it was so clear tonight, we just had to go out and see

[–] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes it's personally made and I'd say it took maybe 4-5 weeks before I was able to write as easily as I can normally but even before that it wasnt hard. You just have to write slower as you're learning. I started practicing it whenever I could. Even my grocery lists are written that way, lol

[–] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I hand write with a cipher. Even snoopers won't have a clue what I've written.

[–] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Oh man I am never one to criticize other people's tattoos, unless it's like a swastika or something, but the artist really did her dirty with this one. It's not even level and the letters are mismatched sizes!

[–] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I was both of these as a teen and basically still am. I'm also a confirmed loser so this meme checks out!

[–] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 68 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The messages continued as late as Tuesday, when he posted: "Perhaps Utah will become famous this week as the place a sniper took out Biden the Marxist."

bawllin-sad The world is lesser now that we have lost this great mind

 
[–] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll hire my own gang to murder Walmart's gang think-about-it

 

Unless you plan on being a parasite (landlord 🤮) there seems to be less and less incentives to own your home in this country. You're taking on a massive amount of debt that spans decades, and if you fail to make the payments then the home is seized and you're fucked. Have a sudden medical issue that drains all of your finances and puts you further in debt? You're losing your house.

There's also the issue of increasingly common natural disasters, as we're seeing in Florida and the Gulf coast, and wildfire regions.

Insurance is a scam as always so you can't count on that either. Freak storm sends a tree through the roof? You're fucked.

You have to contend with American houses (especially newer) being poorly made. Houses are being built with the cheapest possible materials by the cheapest possible labor by the scummiest companies who love to cut corners and do half assed jobs.

Depending on where you live you might have to deal with ridiculous restrictions or laws like HOAs. You're subject to the whims of the shittiest boomers who have nothing better to do with their time than fuck with you. Turns out your new neighbor is a fuckwad? Congrats, you're stuck with him for possibly the rest of your life. Hopefully he won't shoot your children or poison your pets.

Someone I know recently bought a house that ended up being a disaster. They were so happy to finally be free of the bullshit that comes with renting but that quickly faded. Despite having 3 independent inspections before closing on the house, there ended up being several critical issues that were totally unnoticed or ignored by the inspectors (who were paid a lot of money for their inspections also) and never brought up by the sellers. The foundation has problems, the plumbing has to be completely redone, the roof has to be replaced, and there's some other stuff I'm forgetting too. This is costing them tens of thousands of dollars and it's possible there's still other problems that haven't been discovered. They considered going after the previous sellers for withholding knowledge of the issues but their lawyer said it wasn't worth it.

You also have to worry about the possibility of the government eminent domaining your property to build a new 28 lane highway.

Renting fucking sucks but at least if something goes wrong with the building you're not on the hook for it and your entire financial everything isn't chained to it. Maybe this is just high grade copium because I'll never be able to afford home ownership.

What do you think?

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