blusterydayve26

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Joke’s on you capitalism, my employment EULA prohibits me from making outside income!

[–] blusterydayve26@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Why tho? He doesn’t need it to be profitable, he already has it as his own echo chamber. Any more money in is just sunk cost fallacy to bring back people he’s happy to see gone in the first place.

“It’s my house and I’ll shoot out the windows if I want to,” Musk was heard screaming, yesterday.

Speaking of Rare games, I was on track to 100% DK64 until my save corrupted on the final fairy. Never tried again, damn those bananas.

“Have you considered trying not-treason? We have cookies!”

[–] blusterydayve26@midwest.social 11 points 1 month ago

I’ll assume you’re being intentionally obtuse because no one could actually be that dumb.

[–] blusterydayve26@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

“Yeah, the load times are shit, but they aren’t shit enough to tell some intern to spend two months figuring out what’s going on.”

“What about when some nerd fixes it in a week and embarrasses us when he shows how it was caused by the addition of the shop?”

“We’ll fucking sue, that’s what.”

“What if we just paid him the bug bounty instead?”

“Fine, no need to Streisand this time, I guess.”

Rockstar being actual rockstars in their response :D

[–] blusterydayve26@midwest.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh thank god they aren't sending any medical equipment.

I want to see the companion program that queries the size of your number and then decides which part of the executable to mmap. It’d be so much faster and just require one or two more pieces in the analysis pipeline. We can totally set up a k8s cluster for this, right?

[–] blusterydayve26@midwest.social 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Thanks for shutting the trolls out at the gate, instead of letting them shit on the lawn like they wanted.

Crossing fingers that the Starliner does autopilot better than a Tesla and doesn’t hit the ISS on the way out. Even the Boeing beancounters know that deorbiting the ISS would be bad press.

[–] blusterydayve26@midwest.social 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, I am not from the EU region, neither do I live in one

So, the GDPR doesn’t apply to you. So, you’re probably SOL?

[–] blusterydayve26@midwest.social 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Elon convinced everybody The Boring Company’s weird underground car holes a mile long was the only option. And then he quit once he chased off competition from the public option.

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