carlosfm

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[–] carlosfm@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

They are actually xweets

[–] carlosfm@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Just put one of your left foot fingers. Fuck'em

[–] carlosfm@lemm.ee 44 points 1 year ago

The second greatest army in Ukraine wants to mess with Nato? LOL

[–] carlosfm@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Another portuguese gem: "tens um parafuso a menos", which means "you have a missing bolt" (LOL), a way to call someone crazy

[–] carlosfm@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Yes, that's it :-)

[–] carlosfm@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Corrected. Thanks :-)

[–] carlosfm@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Oh, another one: "deves comer gelados com a testa", which translates to "you must eat icecream with your forehead", a not so soft way to call someone stoopid

[–] carlosfm@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Portuguese here. "Diz que vais cagar e baza", which translates to "Say you go shit and get outa here", when someone is not welcome.

[–] carlosfm@lemm.ee -2 points 1 year ago

Iraq was "liberated" and is now a safer place and a democracy. Jolly good work by the americans. Greetings from free Europe

[–] carlosfm@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"my day won't be ruined if I see a tit."

This is glorious :-)

[–] carlosfm@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

We have a winner

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