"Thank you all for coming to our Beef, and Beer, and Jesus. As you know, I'm as sick as a three-legged dog on the streets of India. Any minute, my lungs are going to sizzle, pop, and disintegrate into a liquid lung and organ gumbo soup."
chooglers
joined 1 month ago
glad to see he's recovered from stickittodamaniosis
cuz he's a fuckin party dude
it's the white boy that said it