The audio for the fit glow ad was total crap. Amateur hour is right.
cookiefleck
joined 4 months ago
In her new fitglow ad, she claims she has green eyes. Anyone who’s been around since the Reddit days knows that this is yet another shapeshifting feature. Blue? Green? Brown? Allegedly…green. Interesting. I’m sure someone could produce about 15 examples of other colours she’s appeared to have.
That vocal fry makes it sound like she's a robot speaking into a fan lol
For a fun challenge, you can play Spot The Convenient Stretch Marks! if you compare this photo to the one where she's in those awful boots poolside, from just the other day.
Amazing how her totally not-edited body 'shows up' with stretch marks when it suits a client. Both photos are taken from about the same angle.
Such sketchy practices. Shameful.
My take is that she appeals to what I'd normally refer to as "low information" people. People who get their news from headlines (and never read the whole article EVER), believe in clickbait, are too busy to stop and learn about anything in any real way. It's because she's one of those people.
They're impulsive, probably bored with their life, always looking for a quick fix or 'hack'.
Maybe they're moms who feel out of the loop and want a cool friend to look up to and make them feel included.
Maybe it's as simple as they're someone who just wants a light laugh now and then (that's what got me hooked) and think that her little bites of 'vulnerability' are genuine and not just a set-up for her next sale.
This type of person is generally suspicious of things that make them think critically and just want the biggest pay off with the lowest amount of effort. They're not looking at the zoom-out of what she's doing because they're distracted by her minute-to-minute updates.
And she's one of those people, too. She's flitting between trends, topics, dopamine rushes, and instructions from her management company — she's trained herself to have zero attention span, so she doles out 'information' in that same fashion. And her followers eat it up, sadly.
If she's following the online trends, she'll next add in about how she "thought she'd be catching on fire a lot more!!!!" because of the stop-drop-roll we learned in schools in the 80s and 90s. And then she'll probably circle back to house hippos for a touch of Canadian quirk. Woof.
Shopping. That’s her only hobby. It’s the only thing she does consistently. Lol
I can only imagine how many eager little brands have scrambled to send her their trucker hats in hopes of being featured. Straight to the tub / garage they go!
She's nothing if not consistent. Every dress she chooses is so very strange. And the shoes. Always the weirdest. And not in a cute, quirky way, either.
The perfect match to her elongated-codpiece prom frock. Thank goodness.
She loves to draw attention to things that otherwise aren’t issues. That way, her followers can thank her for “normalizing” the problem they don’t realize she created. She’s gross and dangerous.
She’s still getting filmed at Nana’s but at least (?) she’s not getting camera strapped to her these days. That gadget must have gotten lost in the heaps of crap that had to be moved for the reno.