detectivesniffles

joined 10 months ago

at least the dumpster fire burns garbage instead of laying it out neatly in a comment

i've been known to be a bit of a naughty boy

the radical left is trying to redefine our christian keywords

we got a bargainer eh? unfortunately for you business is about location, and you seem to not be around here. let me ask you a question F: look around you, what do you see? furries, catboys, catgirls, eggs, and so many shells. that's right F, this is the gayest community in the entire fediverse. nowhere else will you find such a decrepit den of debauchery. you offer them a skirt and they flock to you like moths to a flame. this is my turf - my home F, and we got a system around here. are you going to put on the skirt for 3 hours or not, i got customers waiting.

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

this sounds fair enough. eye for an eye, skirt for a skirt and all that

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

anytime between now and the heat death of the universe should probably work

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 8 months ago (4 children)

sun tzu's the art of the deal has taught you well, but i wear another skirt under my skirt

parallels in modern media

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 8 months ago (3 children)

what if we kissed between gcds 😳😳😳

soldier every day you leave the dfac with your stomach intact is a battle hard fought 🫡🫡🫡

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

in my ass, in order from shortest to longest

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