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Why don’t beans ever play hide and seek? (lemmy.world)
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Because they always spill the beans!

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What do you call a belt made of watches? (lemmy.world)
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A waist of time.

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How do you organize a space party? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by dr_lsr@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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You planet.

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Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? (lemmy.world)
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Because she will let it go.

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How many seconds are there in a year? (lemmy.world)
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12 - January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd…….

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? (lemmy.world)
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Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize.

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I just watched a program about beavers. (lemmy.world)
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It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.

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My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.” (lemmy.world)
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I know he means well.

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Why did the coffee file a police report? (lemmy.world)
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It got mugged.

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What’s the number for over-eaters anonymous? (lemmy.world)
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88 8888 8888

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My daughter asked if I was ever going stop singing Wonderwall. (lemmy.world)
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I said maybe…

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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. (lemmy.world)
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So I packed up my stuff and right!

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