This is heresy

Why just make money from subscription fees when you can make EVEN MORE money by serving adds as well?

I'm just happy that I got to see the glory days of the digital world before advertising moved in.

Oh no!

"No dear, that's my thigh. A little more to the left"

How does a bidet prevent the need for the poop knife?

Not long enough

I think safety is a pretty low priority in the federation, no seatbelts on any of their ships either

What's the purpose of this?

Guy I was working with would answer his phone with "Hi, can I speak to *person who was calling* please?"

Sounds like a South Park episode

Probably forgot a semicolon

That’s messed up