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The only thing worse than shaming your customer is inconveniencing them.

This reads like an advertisement. I’m sold. Gimme gimme that sweet blanket.

Boeing killed John Barnett

By the time I feel good enough to do something, I’m just happy to feel good enough to do something, so I don’t do anything because I’m afraid it will go away, and then nothing gets done and I feel like shit.

Right. $50kUSD for what is essentially a go cart with no airbags and a manual retractable fabric roof and paper clip roll bar.

Realistically, the original Mazda Miata is a safer car with more features. It would fit perfectly into my mid-life crisis by sitting in my apartment carport collecting dust because I can’t afford the insurance on this gorgeous death trap.

But… let’s touch it again with our eyes:

He doesn’t like trashy women. I mean… his women are kinda trashy, but like high class prostitute trashy. Guccicoochie?

But Rosanne is just a two-buck-fuck who cleans up at a gas station.

Right! Of course. Not guilty all the way.

I mean, I’d blow anyone who deposes a billionaire at this point.

I know right? I think I would cry if I got in it. It’s a masterpiece.

Oh, they will copy and paste all 50,000 pages of you talk to them long enough. ;)

Boeing killed John Barnett