This comment is 🎂. All of them.
(Maybe except the fish cake)

Maybe it's the swallowing feature what makes them so attractive... uhm... tactically valuable for the Russian military.

Sounds more like: You drank my bottleshop.

They did it right

Ha, I've discovered your hidden advertising like I discovered the great taste of a crunchy Big Kahuna Burger.
Let's check out some random customer opinions:
Jules W.: "Mm-hmm! This is a tasty burger!"

Marvin: "Mind-blowing!"

Old man: Of course, everything makes sense now!
(The ad on the wrapping shows: 2-in-one: gardening robot AND killer robot).

It's from the German cartoon page https://joscha.com (before: nichtlustig/ not funny).

The pet store owner:

Pandemic, you say?

Hail to the king, baby!

Classic app developer: Creates a problem for a solution.