[-] healthkick@hexbear.net 8 points 1 hour ago

Welcome to employment blocklists and credit scores

[-] healthkick@hexbear.net 27 points 2 hours ago

More debate commentary because I’m watching it late:

Biden: it’s the finest military in the world. No one wants to [inaudible] mess with us [inaudible]

No one wants to mess with the US navy? Is there someone you forgot to ask??

[-] healthkick@hexbear.net 15 points 2 hours ago

Yeah like who is next? It’s Her or Kamala.

George Clooney is their best shot.

[-] healthkick@hexbear.net 16 points 2 hours ago

Cocaine when you have a thought

[-] healthkick@hexbear.net 15 points 3 hours ago

Aw golly things are bad but GOLLY any change automatically makes things worse

[-] healthkick@hexbear.net 5 points 3 hours ago

Hundreds of thousands are dying

They’re killing our citizens

Migrant crime

12 years old we just had the funeral

Every state is a border state now

We have to get these people out fast

Our veterans are on the street dying

HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS ARE DYING ON THE BORDERS FOLKS AND ALL STATES ARE BORDER STATES

God America really fucking deserves Trump but Latinos do not

[-] healthkick@hexbear.net 18 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Blue tories at 0 seats

Red tories at 481

Tories overall with 532 overall

Watch labour win this election and operate to the right of David Cameron

[-] healthkick@hexbear.net 23 points 3 hours ago

Summary:

Question about something

Biden: audhdhshsh cough ahem audhdhdh Scranton pensylvania cough ahdhdh

Trump: we had it was a disaster and the stock market it was higher after COVID and he has not done a good job he has done a bad job it’s killing us

[-] healthkick@hexbear.net 11 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

God I’m just now right this moment starting to watch the actual debate and IMMEDIATELY Biden looks like he’s about to fall over and mumbles into the mic.

First question answered as “ashdhdhdheue cough ahem ahdudheh”

This is worse than I was expecting and expectations were fucking low

[-] healthkick@hexbear.net 41 points 5 hours ago

God to be a worm in the tequila bottle in Zelenskyy’s office tonight after that debate showing from Biden

[-] healthkick@hexbear.net 26 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Debate starts, you can see the silhouette of Biden wandering out. He seems kind of dazed… “Jill… Jill…”

The lights come on and it’s revealed he was wearing sunglasses! He just couldn’t see where he was going! Hahaha.

He takes off the glasses and looks directly into the camera: “It was just in case that was a solar eclipse.” He smirks with his tongue to his cheek. What a zinger.

Out comes Trump, bright orange. Fluorescent. He’s eating a cheeseburger. A rake thin model wearing a lot of eye shadow and contour at his side striking poses. “AY FARDED.”

The cloud roars

Biden starts eating an ice cream.

Comedy genius.

[-] healthkick@hexbear.net 19 points 6 hours ago

I give you my word as a Biden,

I swear on the life of my cannibalized uncle

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